Post by JScott on Oct 25, 2004 12:08:46 GMT -5
MINNEAPOLIS---Few days ago, the ABCA Commish was asking where his Pacer GM had been since he was a no-show for the 1st ABCA All Star Game. Upon further research the Minneapolis-Star Tribune has learned that famed ABCA: Retro GM and 2-time, 2-time ABCA GM of the Year, Corey "C-Dubbya" Vilhauer has been hitting the campaign trail hard in battle ground state of Minnesota.
"C-Dubbya" as his friends call him, reportedly got a memo this memo sent to him the other day:
Web sites such as worldpeace.org.au/virtualelection.asp, offering a "U.S. Election for the Rest of The World."
"Let's help the U.S. figure out who their president should be. Lord knows they spend a lot of time 'helping' other countries with theirs," says the site.
Kerry led with 44 percent of the more than 10,000 votes cast on the Australia-based site as of October 19, while President Bush had just over 5 percent. Independent Ralph Nader, who in real polls scores in the low single digits, had 39 percent of the Internet vote."
Reports have Mr. Vilhauer picking up the phone and calling his long time friend George "The W." Bush in hopes of helping him land a 2nd term.
"Mr. Vilhauzer and I have a great.. great.. plan for this country. His muscle and my understanding of indepth strategery, makes us a force of undabeatable proportions." added President Bush.
The Ultimate Warrior's theme hit and he ran in all raving about something. Perfect timing for this reporter. He had his to say, "You ever see a piece of dog poop on the ground not absolutely covered in flies? Reminds me of liberals. Lefty liberals flock to turdish behaviors and happenings to keep from having to smell the stench of their ****ty selves. Like flies on the piece of poop, all those noses stuck in it, they can lie amongst themselves and say it is rose petals in Barbra Streisand's toilet bowl."
Sensational Sherri then entered the room and ask the Warrior for forgiveness and he looked around to get the opinion of his Warriors, but like usual, the only voices he heard were in his head. He laughed for a while, while Sherri was begging, and he was holding his baby blue title belt high over his head. "Macho Man is next" he uttered to himself.
With that the Dubbya's decided to hit the road and bring Minnesota to it's knees in November. Our only help now is Doug.
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